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  1. Cannabis Energy Drink for when you need that extra boost, but you secretly want to take a nap

    Cannabis Energy Drink for when you need that extra boost, but you secretly want to take a nap

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  2. I once watched a man clean his entire body with a handful of the napkins the street meat carts give out.

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  3. My dad casually getting his exercise in for the day

    My dad casually getting his exercise in for the day

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  4. I thought my mom was cool, pshhh

    It was just another day’s commute back to Brooklyn: smelly, loud, overcrowded, babies being babies.  Down the train car about fifteen feet a proud mother of three kiddos was trying to keep them tame as the A/C unit condensation was dripping on them.  It’d make you scream and shout, too.  She was doing a great job considering she was drinking Dog Bite High Gravity Lager.  To calm down her whining one year old in the stroller she gave it a sip out of her bendy straw. Yes, she was drinking her malt liquor out of a bendy straw.  Her baby girl started coughing uncontrollably, and then burped up a cup of hot white baby chowder all over mom and the floor.  I think the entire train was in awe both with the lack of parenting and the lack of clean up. Hey, you don’t have to clean up your baby’s milk stew in a public place, right? Sh’ nah!  Let that baby curd drip dry. 

    All I know is that that dork baby can’t hold her booze.  I mean cooome ooon, baby.

    8 months ago  /  1 note

  5. A pigeon took a shit on my head today, and I spilled a half a bottle of Pom on my crotch by accident. Luckiest day of the year.

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  6. Look at this guy. He’s wearing umbrellas. (Kudos @lexychik)

    Look at this guy. He’s wearing umbrellas. (Kudos @lexychik)

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  7. And here is a man gripping the subway rail with his ass cheeks because his hands were full with jelly beans…

    And here is a man gripping the subway rail with his ass cheeks because his hands were full with jelly beans…

    10 months ago  /  0 notes

  8. It’s 80 degrees in New York today. 150 if you’re wearing five blankets and a hoody.

    It’s 80 degrees in New York today. 150 if you’re wearing five blankets and a hoody.

    10 months ago  /  0 notes

  9. Liquid Love is prison slang for semen. It’s also a prison disguised as a bar in Bed Stuy.

    Liquid Love is prison slang for semen. It’s also a prison disguised as a bar in Bed Stuy.

    11 months ago  /  0 notes

  10. Can’t even nap on the subways anymore

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